chloebum:

conbz:

“So I went up to my room and played Television with Mr.Bear and Jane where Jane is the movie stay and Mr.Bear asks how it being a movie star.”

The Time Traveller’s Wife just made me a porn director

there are no books anywhere near me and this does actually sum up my sex life in 2012.

non-fucking-existent.

(Source: loveclaire)

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